Wednesday, September 17, 2008.

i think i'm suffering from a severe case of anorexia (perhaps the worst in my school). i refuse sweets on the basis that "i will grow fat".

then again, i just ate half a 12-inch pizza for dinner today.

hm.

let's ignore my weight issues and talk about my height issues ok?

yeah, I'M TALLER THAN BARRY. (lol.)

but if i were to continue, im gonna get owned cause nearly the whole world's taller than me. and by reminding myself that i'm short im reminding myself of a stupid bet 4 years ago.

i remember when i was in ny the people were like >2heads taller and >2 times my waist length. so im not fat, but im not tall either.

sniff.

then again, i am short enough to not hit my head when i attempt to go under a lot of things. that's how i can crawl under the table during chem to write something on the board (did i say anything? oops.)

well, though im fat and short (not fat actually, but i'm supposed to be anorexic!) i still like myself for how i am, unlike crazy people who get silicone implants and whatnot. that just goes to show how insecure one is, making oneself even more insecure and exposing one's insecurity to the whole wide world.

so don't give those plastic surgeons free money! refuse all forms of physical alterations. dont get a nigelfong-brain implant as well! (cause it's for me, not you :D)

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