Saturday, August 9, 2008.

I TELL YOU. OLYMPICS IS LIKE COCAINE. WHEN YOU GET HOOKED YOU CAN'T GET OFF. AND YOU DIE.

darn. now i'm happily wasting my time watching videos of olympians and refreshing the beijing2008 medal tally.

on a side note, tao li is owning. as in she broke the asian record for 100m fly! (until another person broke it in a later heat 30 min later ): )

anyway a meme, koped from daron's blog cause i'm bored (my 1st meme! wow.)

1. What’s the connection between you and the last person who called you?
My mum, quite obvious duh.

2. Do you ever turn your cell phone off?
MY CELL PHONE TURNS ME OFF. ok that was a joke. rather, MY CELL PHONE PISSES ME OFF.

3. What happened at 10am today?
I was doing something. Wait, I forgot what I was doing.

4. When did you last cry?
Erm. Dunno. Seriously.

5. What is your favorite thing to eat with peanut butter?
PEANUT BUTTER? YUCK.

6. What do you want in your life right now?
~~Mahler~~ ~~Bruckner~~ Time

7. Do you carry an umbrella when it rains, or just put up your hood?
What hood?

8. What’s your favorite thing to do on your bed?
What do you do when you get on bed? You do *erhem*. LIKE REAL. I’m not 16 yet. So it’s just sleeping.

9. What bottom are you wearing now?
A bottom. Unlike some people.

10. What does the nicest text in your inbox say?
Oh it starts with “I” and ends with “Love You”. And it has a word “don’t” in the middle.

11. Do you tend to make relationship complicated?
You phlail grammar.

12. Are you wearing anything that you borrowed from someone?
Nope. Period.

13. What was the last movie you caught?
What’s a movie?

14. What are you proud of?
Sounds like Showcase Portfolio.

15. What does the oldest text message in your inbox say?’
Define old.

16. What was the last song you sang out loud?
I sing in the toilet.

17. Do you have any nicknames?
Does Lumpy count?

18. What does your last received text message say?
Something about 08-08-08.

19. What time did you go to bed last night?
12.30 cause I, like 3+billion people, watched the Olympics and wondered why I never saw the cauldron until the end.

20. Are you currently happy?
Yeah, I’M VERY HAPPY. *sarcasm*

21. Who gives you best advice?
Oracles? Wait. That’s “What gives you best advice”. Who cares.

22. Do you eat whipped cream straight from the can?
I want whipped cream! Makes me grow FAT.

23. Who did you talk on phone last night?
Dunno.

24. Is anything bugging you right now?
Yes, like that bug that is visiting my room at this instant.

25. What/Who was the last thing/person to make you laugh?
Dunno, Eric the Eel? btw, if you have time, go read up on Eric the Eel, that is one of the COOOOOOOOLEST things to ever occur in the Olympics. Real courage and guts, he has.

26. Do you wear toe socks?
Toe socks? Are you like some retarded inventor?

27. Who was the last person you missed a call from?
I dunno.

28. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Someone knocked into me while I was carrying my heart, I lost my grip over it, it fell and… *Crack*

29. What annoys you most in a person?
Erm. Apathy.

30. Do you have a crush on anyone?
I crushed a can today! How nice of me, saving the environment.

31. Have you ever done cocaine?
REFER ABOVE. I AM DOING COCAINE NOW.

32. What is the colour of your room?
White.

33. Would you kill someone you hate for a billion dollar?
What currency? If Zimbabwean NO WAY.

34. Do you believe in the saying “talk is cheap”?
Everything can become expensive as long as you convert its worth to Zimbabwean dollars, take the magnitude of the thing and plug in as Kuwait dollars.

35. Who was the last person to lay in your bed?
I shall confess. Me.

36. Who was the last person to hug you?
Don’t know.

37. What do you want to say to the person you have a crush on?
Definitely not “I love you”, cause the last person who you want to let slip that you have a crush on is your crush him/herself.

38. Do you have a life?
NO.

39. Have you ever think someone died, when they really didn’t?
Ivan killed everyone in our class remember?

40. What is the reason behind your profile song?
Not LJ. I’m using lousy Blogger, sorry.

41. Who was the last person you saw in your dream?
Erm. Yao Ming and the small 9-year-old boy from Sichuan? That was nice of Yao Ming I thought.

42. Last time you smiled?
See me smile and I’ll pay you 1000 Zimbabwean dollars.

43. Have you changed this year?
Yeah. I change every time I take a shower.

44. What are you listening to right now?
Bruckner’s Symphony 9, 3^rd movement.

45. Are you talking to someone when you doing this?
Nope. Everyone’s busy watching the Olympics.

46. Do you walk with your eyes open or closed?
Show me someone who walks with his/her eyes closed and I’ll close my eyes forever.

47. Is there a quote you live by?
“I kill you!”? Actually the Olympic motto, Citius, Altius, Fortius, is not too bad.

48. Do you want someone you can’t have?
Yes. CAN I HAVE 1 BOWL OF FRIED NOODLES WITH ESSENCE OF *censored* PLEASE.

49. Have you ever played an instrument?
*Takes out violin and starts playing Bach*

50. What was the worst idea you’ve had this week?
Actually thinking of going to school on Friday.

51. What were you doing last night at 11.00pm?
Watching Dominican Republic march in.

52. Are you happy with your love life right now?
YES. I LOVE MAHLER. Ok you didn’t see that DID YOU.

53. What song describe your love life?
Kindertotenlieder (you asked for song, here I am, since I can’t give symphonies anyway), and btw, this song translates to “Songs of the Death of Children”. Morbid.

54. Does the person know that you like him/her?
MAHLER I LOVE YOU. Problem is, he’s dead.

55. Who always makes you laugh?
Dunno. “Never let you down”?

56. Do you speak other language other than English?
Chinese and Japanese. And some swear words, used on life in general.

57. Are you blonde?
Hmmmm. Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

58. What’s your middle name?
Lumpy?

59. What are you doing tomorrow?
Work. WORK. And CHEM.

60. What do you think you are like?
SHORT.

61. Who will you choose to die with?
Mahler, but problem is, he’s dead. Not too sure.

62.Where have you been today?
Home. Outside.

63. What game do you play often?
GAME. YOU ASK ME ABOUT GAMES WHEN I AM BUSY DOING YOUR MEME. ARE YOU SUANNING ME?

64. Who are you missing right now?
Free time.

65. If you’ve to choose between friend & love, who will you choose?
A friend is the product of love that dies off.