Friday, December 7, 2007.

i had a nightmare. and the nightmare realised itself today, in the form of:

agressive brochure givers.

those ABGs (as i will call them now) appear out of nowhere, in various shapes and sizes, and scare the living daylight out of innocent victims walking harmlessly down the street.

ABGs are famous for their quick paper handling, force in which they (literally) throw the brochure at you, and their apparent lack of regard for the rules (there's a rule, i'm sure, that reads "No littering").

Most importantly though is their apparent disregard for their surroundings (especially the brochure itself and the people they give it to). I was one such victim, and i'm sure many people were victims too.

Some of the more funny brochures thrown at me:

"Malay tuition for only $25 a lesson"
"Spa session for only $30!"
"PSLE training"
"Want a job fast?"
"Find a real estate agent quick!"

The best of all:

"Cheap and sexy lingerie"

Yeah, sell me that after i have a sex change operation ok?

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