Sunday, September 28, 2008.

note to patrick: your story will come soon. before that story i must post this.

anyway, resuming my "great people (or NOT-SO-GREAT people for the case of jeremy sia)"series, today's featured person is none other than

NIGEL FONG.

Scientists have postulated that there are 3 different species of humans in RI: the standard RI human, the Ivan and the FONG. (of course, there's a secret hidden 4th species, the IMBA, of which I dare not write for the IMBA power will overwhelm me.)

Let's debunk some myths about great Fong.

Myth 1) Fong doesn't play games.
You should be surprised that Fong plays games. Fong claims, "I was addicted to computer games in primary school." Maybe that's why he ONLY got 280 for psle.

Myth 2) Fong believes in nonviolence.
As experienced by this author, Fong can get VIOLENT. very violent in fact. he whacks people like nobody's business, as can be seen on tang huiyao's tagboard.

Myth 3) Fong likes mugging everything.
Tell him that, and he will respond, "No, I don't like doing Maths." Fong can get very pissed when people accuse him of loving maths, and will attempt to avoid Ivan Loh at all costs. (But then again, everyone avoids Ivan Loh.) Oh ya, and there's Chinese.

Myth 4) Fong is not random.
Then again, every pro person is random to a large degree. Look at Huang Wenjie, who will randomly throw his "waydn" and "ihbit" phrases at you halfway in the middle of the night. Look at Aaron Tang, who will randomly take out his phone and race while mugging. Fong can be very random and pull people's hair at random times.

It is indeed difficult to quantify Nigel Fong, a species of his own. But if there's one thing that can be taken away with regards to Fong, it would be:

"Have faith in Fong, you won't go wrong." (Fong, 2006)

P.S. I anticipate Fong slaughtering me tomorrow during Chem.
P.P.S. That's not good. Who dies on his birthday?
P.P.P.S. Speaking of which, something hapened yesterday night with regards to the aforementioned stuff. and Fong as well.
P.P.P.P.S. Fong can't deny this, but "Leave with Fong. You won't go wrong."

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